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Wizard Cock

Wizard Cock

Wizard Cock


Wizard Cock is a collaborative project from Pensacola Florida composed primarily of core members Dom "SauerKraut" Price (a.k.a. "Mod" of Finite Automata) and vocalist Andrew "The Almighty Beav" Baldwin. Wizard Cock was formed in 2005 in Pensacola Florida under the original name "The Flux Capacitor". The group's original intention was not to make serious music at all, but rather experiment with sounds as well as make a mockery of the hardcore and emo scene that dominated the Pensacola underground. Read more on Last.fm
Wizard Cock is a collaborative project from Pensacola Florida composed primarily of core members Dom "SauerKraut" Price (a.k.a. "Mod" of Finite Automata) and vocalist Andrew "The Almighty Beav" Baldwin. Wizard Cock was formed in 2005 in Pensacola Florida under the original name "The Flux Capacitor". The group's original intention was not to make serious music at all, but rather experiment with sounds as well as make a mockery of the hardcore and emo scene that dominated the Pensacola underground. Wizard Cock is a parody band, claiming to be from the distant future and servants of an evil tyrant named "Lord Smegma" to whom they force new fans to pledge alliegance. The band makes heavy use of voice distortion, drum machines and synthesizers in many of their songs as well as use of the guitars and other found instruments.

The primary goal of composition is often to make a song as "loud, lewd, and obnoxious" as possible; often disregarding any sort of conventional structure to achieve this goal. For all intents and purposes, the band itself can be classified as no wave. In mid-2006 bassist Johnny Phoenix left the band to pursue a career in the military. The remaining members responded by posting a press release stating that Phoenix had been "slayn in glorious battle against the Garthock" The group draws it's influences primarily from bands like Gnarkill, Mindless Self Indulgence, and the Pensacola based parody band Zombie Eaters of Christ Disgruntled at he number of bands with the name "The Flux Capacitor", the band changed it's name to Wizard Cock in March of 2007. When questioned by local fans as to the reason for the change, the band simply stated that it was the will of "Lord Smegma" and that questioning his word is forbidden in the new order. The Story of Lord Smegma The band members refer to themselves and their followers as "Smegmites", after their omnipotent overlord.

The central themes behind the band's fictitious background vary from time to time and are often intentionally inconsistent. Over the years the story of Lord Smegma has been altered to include references to supporting characters such as the "Penetron"; the voice of Lord Smegma in the past (An allusion to Metatron in the movie Dogma). The details of Lord Smegma's eventual rise to power are debated by the band members themselves, with some stating his conquest will occur sooner than later. Regardless of the exact date of the foreshadowed "impending doom", Lord Smegma's rise to power is depicted as an epic and bloody battle in a war to end all wars. The band claims their overlord is more evil than Satan, officially stating that Satan himself has been conquered and assimilated as a Smegmite.

It is lyrically stated that Lord Smegma shops at Walmart and has made Satan his sex slave. The Band The band finished their Debut EP entitled 27 Minutes & 36 Seconds You'll Never See Again in 2007. The EP is available for download at the band's Myspace. Recently the band released a press release on their official website stating that pastries have officially been banned, and that their consumption will result in fifty lashings from the Schwanz of Menstration Core Members: Andrew "The Almighty Beav" Baldwin - Vocals, Objects Dom "DJ Sauerkraut" Price - Keyboards, Synths, Drum Machines, Composition Past Members: Johnny Phoenix - Bass Guitars Dr. Woody Long - Guitars (Never Featured) Collaborative Members: PezzTroll - Guitars Justin Corbin - Guitars Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply..

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