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The Curved Blade

The Curved Blade

The Curved Blade


After taking over our Godfather's Dog Kennel and Pet Grooming centre, it was discovered that our Thursday afternoon "jam sessions" were upsetting the farm next door. This farm, (a carp and trout habitat run by a Dutch retired school principal, Mr. Heusan), sent us a threatening letter promising legal action as it was proven that our loud snare drum (retro-fitted with spare aluminium from a recycled grooming trolley) was upsetting the carp breeding cycles. Read more on Last.fm
After taking over our Godfather's Dog Kennel and Pet Grooming centre, it was discovered that our Thursday afternoon "jam sessions" were upsetting the farm next door. This farm, (a carp and trout habitat run by a Dutch retired school principal, Mr. Heusan), sent us a threatening letter promising legal action as it was proven that our loud snare drum (retro-fitted with spare aluminium from a recycled grooming trolley) was upsetting the carp breeding cycles. We invited Mr. Heusen over for a drink and hoped to coax him into "jamming" with us (we found out he was also violinist), but the meeting turned ugly, and it was soon clear that we had to either pack-up our equipment for good, or find an alternative rehearsal area.

After scouting out neighbouring areas (including an unused tennis court groundworks shed), we finally settled on modifying some of our Godfathers kennel modules. These modules were well-maintained, and it was a small matter to adjust them, clean them, and re-locate some of the retired pets and blind, arthritic guard dogs. Only one of the canines was stressed by the move, and we have since dedicated a song to his memory. Now, with two power-points installed in the kennel (thank you Mr. James Tyler, local electrician), we can run both of our amplifiers and also a lamp during the rehearsal sessions.

Unfortunately, some of the animals react badly to the music, but we hope that this is strictly an instinctual reaction, and holds no merit on the artistic value of our music. Mr. Heusan has stopped complaining, but we occasionally bomb his ponds with some of the bitch pheromone that we keep in Feed Shed D. For A&R personnel, pleae be sure that if you show interest in our band that we can accomodate all of your pet care needs, including shampoo, clipping, shaving and show-dog ettiquete tips. We also hope to launch a dog shampoo with our first EP coming later this year.

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