The Awkward Romance
The Awkward Romance
But in a very fun way." The compositions we create can hardly be described as music, since other "so-called" music is clumsily thrown together by mere mortals. We have crafted more of a celestial soundscape that is in theory similar to cherubic tunes played by angels, except with more sweet riffs, harmonies, and ROCK. We have redefined all genres previously conceived by humankind into our own genre of music that is single-handedly ours. Since we invented it, we decided to call this genre "AMAZING" (all caps). This is a very new concept to earth, so inadequate terms are often used to describe us such as "Indie Rock" or "Rock n' Roll" by most unenlightened humans and the great robot called "myspace". We are currently unsigned, but that is only because record labels are terrified of us. They have realized that with our great knowledge of music law, we would rewrite the offered contracts and confuse their lawyers, and then screw the label over, instead of them screwing us over. What they fail to realize is that we would still sell more CD's and legal downloads than anyone ever, (yes, including Creed), resolve the issues associated with illegal downloading, and single-handedly resurrect the dying music business. In short, the only force on earth capable of stopping us would be a band comprised of Chuck Norris, John Cougar Mellencamp, Sting, and Mozart (on drums), but as we all know, Styx has long since broken up. However, in spite of our great list of achievements, which include saving earth with our unparalleled musical genius, obliterating the need for the word "genre", and putting Superman himself to shame, the virtue we're most proud of is our humility. We are such good guys, that our male fans often refer to us as the awkward "bromance". The ladies just plain out dig us. When not reinventing the face of music, we can be found volunteering at shelters, rescuing hurt animals, or kissing babies. Although, of course, we would never brag. "Down to earth" is a term we use to describe ourselves. Unless, of course, we happen to be flying at the moment. Then we just laugh loudly at the irony and proceed shortly thereafter to write the best song ever written, EVER. Read more on Last.fm.
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