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Pisshitters

Pisshitters

Pisshitters


The Pisshitters are and always will be the most EXTREEME rock n' roll band in the whole fucking UNIVERSE. This shit is more br00tal than grindcore, more br00tal than death metal, more br00tal than just about EVERYTHING. Hell, you could say that we are just br00tal. No, we are of the newest, most EXTREME breed of rock music on the planet: FUCKCORE. Blast-beats? That's pussy shit for shit pussies! We only use NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST-BEATS (9999999999999999 beats-per-minute). Read more on Last.fm
The Pisshitters are and always will be the most EXTREEME rock n' roll band in the whole fucking UNIVERSE. This shit is more br00tal than grindcore, more br00tal than death metal, more br00tal than just about EVERYTHING. Hell, you could say that we are just br00tal. No, we are of the newest, most EXTREME breed of rock music on the planet: FUCKCORE.

Blast-beats? That's pussy shit for shit pussies! We only use NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST-BEATS (9999999999999999 beats-per-minute). On our next recordings we'll be using HYDROGEN BOMB-BEATS. No you stupid motherfuckers, the first time you listen to a song by the almighty PISSHITTERS is like a swift stab to the torso. The second listen is like having a hard dick inserted in the resulting stab-wound.

The third listen is like having the same dick inserted into the stab-wound wearing a condom made of SALT. The fourth listen is like having the salt-encrusted dick pulled out only to reveal that there had been a rusty AIDS-infested srynge stuck inside your body for your entire life! Founded earlier this week by Harvey Rapeface, Sidney Skullfuck, the newly res-erected Saddam Hussein, and some old guy we picked up from Wal-Mart, the band hit the studio (my house) and began laying down the most EXXXTREME tunes ever heard by the human ear. You have to give the old guys basically every stimulant that's ever existed on the planet in order to REALLY get them going, though. Hell, by the time we were done, our drummer died of cardiac arrest.

HARD-FUCKIN'-CORE, BIATCHES!! If there's one thing the PISSHITTERS know, it's that if you release an album that's over a fucking minute long, then you are the ultimate PUSSY. I would know because I've had a lot of pussies on this lap of mine. No, literally, there's a cat on my lap right now --- RGGHHH NO JUST KIDDING, I HATE FURRY ANIMALS, EXCEPT FOR BR00TAL ONES LIKE LIONS, TIGERS, BEARS (BUT NOT THE PANDA OR TEDDY KINDS)! FUCKIN' ANIMALS, MAN! OUR GUITARIST ACTUALLY FUCKED AN ANIMAL ONE TIME! TRUE STORY! IT WAS A HIPPO -- THE DEADLIEST ANIMAL EVER. TALK ABOUT "TAMIN' THE BEAST" -- Urk what? Enough about animals.

YEAH, THE PISSHITTERS ARE MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF. And unlike most of your pussy-assed rockstars, we use REAL drugs. Coke? Crystal Meth? Herion? Only a PUSSY could get killed by one of THOSE things! True RAWKERZ use herojuana. The most addictive drug on the planet.

We smoke rusty razor blades crusted with the dried blood of emo kids JUST FOR FUN! I injected myself with raw BABY MEAT just for fun, bitches! PISSHITTERS WILL NEVER DIE, BUT THEY WILL PROBABLY ALL O.D. IN A FEW MONTHS. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply..

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