And so, as the egg was tagged, the creature forming inside the egg was exposed to the toxic chemicals of hip-hop that permeated the calcium-carbonate eggshell and after a few months... THE ZUDOBIRD WAS HATCHED!!! MC ZudoBird, the self-proclaimed "straight up gangster from the town of Scotch Plains" and widely renowned as the worst rapper in the "Nerdcore" scene, is... well, actually that was probably all you needed to know. ZudoBird is a giant cartoon bird with a turtle shell but rumored to live somewhere in New Jersey. Although, after a great legal debacle in 2007, ZudoBird was rumored to have fled the state with numerous warrants out for his arrest in connection with random terrorist acts committed across the state.
He hid out in the mountains of Brewster, New York as he penned his first album, "MC ZudoBird vs. The State of New Jersey." He then returned from his exile and distributed this album to gain sympathy and garner support for his gallant fight against The Man. Unfortunately for our hero, his album wound up in the hands of his arch nemesis Attack Slug shortly thereafter, who reviewed it scathingly over the internet. Humiliated, ZudoBird retreated back to the birdcave with a heart full of rage and a head full of PHP and Robitussin. Rumor has it that he's perfecting his rap game and will come out with the awesomest mixtape known to man.
Others think he's just snorting coke off the ass of an amputee hooker and paying for it all with a stolen credit card. The world may never know! MC ZudoBird is available on the web at http://www.robotripp.in and he also tweets regularly (no pun intended). Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply..
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