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Kaptainblack

Kaptainblack

Kaptainblack


KAPTAIN BLACK are a band of three hailing from Cardiff, they pick up the noise where McClusky and Ikara Colt recently left it and run it through the Lemonheads' melody machine. What comes out the other end is described by the boys themselves as 'Blunktry', which refers to an unholy alliance of Blues, Punk and Country. People who like David Gray, however, describe it more simply as "noise". The line up is as follows: Nav is the drummer / backing vocalist. Read more on Last.fm
KAPTAIN BLACK are a band of three hailing from Cardiff, they pick up the noise where McClusky and Ikara Colt recently left it and run it through the Lemonheads' melody machine. What comes out the other end is described by the boys themselves as 'Blunktry', which refers to an unholy alliance of Blues, Punk and Country. People who like David Gray, however, describe it more simply as "noise". The line up is as follows: Nav is the drummer / backing vocalist. His band identity is that of a 17-year-old mercenary at his sexual peak. He is always armed and lives life in the fast lane.

His false identity is that of a 25-year-old medical doctor working in a busy London hospital wondering what happened to his sexual peak. Every now and again he will tell "hilarious" tales of prolapsed rectums which make everyone gag. This is not a lie. Kris is the singer / guitar wrangler. His band identity is that of an 18-year-old unemployed, motorcycle-riding, travelling, long-haired, bum type at his sexual peak.

The identity under which he hides his rock star (in training) super powers is that of a 25-year-old, unemployed, motorcycle-riding, travelling, long-haired, bum type, wishing he was at his sexual peak. He tried using "Bank Clerk" as his cover story, but it bored the arse off him and he went for a more undemanding role. He used to hang out with one of the most famous musicians in the world. Now he hangs out with a pudgy dog named Toby.

This is not a lie either. Baz is the bass bloke / backing vocalist. His band identity is that of a 19-year-old, strip club-owning member of the Taffia at his sexual peak. He disguises his musical identity by being a 25-year-old from Bridgend who spent his sexual peak unconscious under a kebab shop counter, which is as good a disguise as it gets. He used to spend his spare time as a celebrity stalker but stopped this after an evening in 'Shakin' Stevens' garden backfired and the "welsh Elvis" began following Baz to the shop.

That last bit may be a lie. Kaptain Black released their debut single Drone on Mighty Atom on March 21st followed by their debut album In Fertility on April 18th 2005 Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply..
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