Featuring Infernal Brotat on bass, improvised drums **, (backing) vocals (on occasion), producer and lyricist (on occasion), and Shaletanic Hitler*** (previously known as ShalysticwhoreDanielSausagepainkillah) , main vocalist, improvised lyricist, bass (on occasion), and guitar (on occasion). Ironed Blanket was born out of the putrid stench of an old duvet…Literally. Before this, the Ironed Blanket duo created songs together with no intentions of forming a band, but when demo material continued to pile up, Shaletanic Hitler and Infernal Brotat decided their music needed to be shared with the world. In 2007 they released their first album, simply called Ironed Blanket, which was a compilation of all their past demos, plus some newly recorded material.
The self-titled album features popular songs such as Study Buddy Death Metal, Hobats Viking Song, Hai Shtifuss and Charlie Mountain. An infamous recording of a sacred, pagan chant preformed by Siamese cats under the influence of catnip and the essence of wet dog surfaced in early 2008 much to the surprise of many Ironed Blanket fans. These illegally recorded clip, featured in the album Yemen, Myanmar, Oman, Cameroon, pushed the boundaries of their previous sound. Yemen, Myanmar, Oman, Cameroon also contained the song Shamesta, which was given the title of the most blasphemous and wretchedly terrifying song on the album by many.
A remix of the song is also featured on the album, and is known as Saytanic Shamhamestatesta. By mid-2008, Ironed Blanket was ready to release their third album, creating a trilogy of gruesomely wonderful full-lengths. Known simply as Grimmitus, the third Ironed Blanket album outdid any of its previous releases. Too Much Demented Vegetable Blood, This Is What Danish Sounds Like, a jawbreakingly thrashtastic drum solo by Infernal Brotat, and a cover of Helloweens song Heavy Metal (Is The Law) were hailed as some of the best compositions of the year. Near the same time Grimmitus was released, Ironed Blanket shocked the masses once again with their fourth release; a demo compilation entitled Chu Bakk Micey Demo.
This demo featured rare material from pre-Ironed Blanket days, plus solo work created by Shaletanic Hitler with a cellphone whilst sitting on her toilet taking a shit. A conspiracy theory surrounding the lyrical content of the song 12 Grams was later dismissed by Infernal Brotat when she made an official announcement stating that the song in question was in fact about the weight of Mickey Mouses balls, and not that of the 12 G.-RAM bomb developed by NASA to destroy the colony of Mormons residing on the dark side of the moon. Ironed Blanket remains active to this day, and will hopefully be releasing more material in the coming months. (Further Ironed Blanket Information Available Upon Request) *Ironed Blanket has no similarities whatsoever to the bands listed. ** Infernal Brotats drum sets are never the same.
Many rumors are circulating and no confirmed statement has been made, but apparently a wooden zebra with a metal bracelet around its neck, books, febreeze bottles, and jewelery boxes are used in recording Ironed Blanket’s distinct drum sound. *** Ironed Blanket is not an NS band. The bands Co-producer, who remains anonymous at this time for fear of attack from the Aryan guard of der Pavian, is a practicing Jew.. Read more on Last.fm.
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