Eighties saw him headlining multiple kindergarten raves. In early nineties, lost his hacker virginity by copletely breaking a 386 into peices. Winner of the first Distortion Karaoke "LameLipSync" contest and runner-up of the 4th annual Gulag-Country Midi Seqeuncing Cup '96. Thus proclaiming him the ultimate Midi-Gulag hero of the nighbourhood.
Your average Gulag chanson chops come 96% close to the originals, whe the King is at the controls on the chanson-box (local variety of groovebox)! Fed.'s favourite yard games include the good ole fecal-freckles (throw brick into shit and stay bent), a passtime of choice for many local shitpunks. On the dancefloor he's the man, with his diskopolo moves, beer-belly dancing he's rocking the ladies and pisses off faggot minimal deejays. His first million dollars earned by supplying raw musical material for a WC Duck tv commercial was spent on buying out a substancial part of his hometown's heat pipeline and monopolizing numerous winter stayover places of local bums. "KEEP WARM - BUST A BUM" has become a logo for his new political movement.
Current plans include touring the world preaching shitcore. bio by Alioscha Shit. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply..
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