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Clark Clarkson

Clark Clarkson

Clark Clarkson


At the beginning of time Clark Clarkson was born out of an asteroid collision with Jupiter which bore two star children wo fell to Earth in Leeds. The two children were reared by a mountain goat who also worked part time at Zulfi's on the weekends. During this time the two children were visited by a musical prostitute (part time angel) who told the boys that they have a great ask ahead of them. The task was to rape & pilage every known music source in the supposed universe. Read more on Last.fm
At the beginning of time Clark Clarkson was born out of an asteroid collision with Jupiter which bore two star children wo fell to Earth in Leeds. The two children were reared by a mountain goat who also worked part time at Zulfi's on the weekends. During this time the two children were visited by a musical prostitute (part time angel) who told the boys that they have a great ask ahead of them. The task was to rape & pilage every known music source in the supposed universe.

In order to do this the bays had to train their musical & philosophical skills by travelling to man far reaching corners of the solar system... such places as the orbit of Jupiter, the great wall of China and the Fruit Cupboard. One day, after many years of training, whilst playing pool, the conceptual/ineffable manifestation of Phil Collins, crossed with NO! appeared bearing "an ass with a piece of paper protruding on a plate" (says NME). On this paper was a map to Everest - under a rock on Everest was a note, this note came bearing the name Clarkson...

Clark Clarkson! ..."Possibly the greatest band ever, life affirmation and clarity can be gained by listening to their debut album, It's a Flaming Masterpiece. The band has arrived on the world stage fully formed, ready to break every boundary ever set by the confines of rock, creating something that has never been heard before, will never be heard again, and changes everything." Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply..
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