Cause she's hipster like that, iTunes is for Vogue and stuff, and she had a serious career as a receptionist and style guru at Mode Magazine. Also, she once got Brad Pitt a water and beat up Salma Hayek. Oh and she used to be besties with Lindsay Lohan until she started acting like a skank and stuff. Now she's like a designer and she gave up on music cause everyone was kinda downloading it for free.
I know right? Fey Sommers is like Mode's Anna Wintour and she's like her mother until she was killed by Judith Light which like totally sucked. She used to live with Ugly Betty cause she like totally begged her to live with her and she's needy and stuff. Oh and she's besties with Marc St. James. BTW, she like so totally did not write this herself, so if you claim otherwise sue me Bitchezzz! Read more on Last.fm.
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