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Achmed the dead terrorist

Achmed the dead terrorist

Achmed the dead terrorist


Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jeff Dunham Achmed is a wisecracking skeleton with a beard and a turban. He is used by Jeff Dunham to perform comedy based on the contemporary issue of terrorism. He is known for yelling, "Silence! I kill you!" to people in the audience who laugh at his customs. Achmed's normal routine involves him realizing that he is dead. He looks out into the crowd for his 72 virgins, then asks, "Are you my virgins? I hope not!" When Jeff asks why, Achmed responds, "There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there!". Read more on Last.fm
Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jeff Dunham Achmed is a wisecracking skeleton with a beard and a turban. He is used by Jeff Dunham to perform comedy based on the contemporary issue of terrorism. He is known for yelling, "Silence! I kill you!" to people in the audience who laugh at his customs. Achmed's normal routine involves him realizing that he is dead. He looks out into the crowd for his 72 virgins, then asks, "Are you my virgins? I hope not!" When Jeff asks why, Achmed responds, "There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there!".

Jeff replies, "Did they say they would only be female virgins?" Achmed realizes that they did not specify that and says, "Holy crap." "Wait, I can have Clay Aiken," Achmed realizes, referring to the popular belief that Aiken is gay (though Aiken has denied this). Achmed may seem like he is Muslim, but he has refuted this claim. When asked, he replies "Look at my ass; it says 'Made in China'". Afraid of Walter, with whom he shares a suitcase, he claims that "Saddam's mustard gas is nothing compared to a Walter fart." Achmed is a Suicide Bomber and has received training from the "Suicide Bomber Training Camp." It used to be a nice facility until a new recruit "tried to practice." The training camp, he explains, recruits people with a slogan not unlike "We're looking for a few good men" - "We are looking for some idiots with no future." A typical place to recruit from is the suicide hotline. Achmed's fatal accident, while making him unafraid to crack potentially offensive jokes ("I'm dead, what do I care?", he points out), has apparently left him somewhat remorseful ("I am a horrible suicide bomber," he laments) and with a hair-trigger intolerance of any comments that sound racist to him.

He has apparently also become a fan of rock music and video games such as Guitar Hero and Halo since joining Jeff's suitcase posse. Jeff and Achmed did a Christmas special in which Achmed sang "Jingle Bombs", accompanied by "guitar guy" aka Brian Haner, comedian and father of Synyster Gates, lead guitarist of the band,Avenged Sevenfold by Wikipedia Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply..
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